Fillerama

Posted on 01 January 1999 by andyrew 4 min

I have to push the pram a lot.

Well, I didn't vote for you. Well, we did do the nose. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Well, what do you want? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Why? How do you know she is a witch? Camelot!

Did you dress her up like this?

Why? I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

  1. What do you mean?
  2. She looks like one.
  3. Shut up! Will you shut up?!

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

I dunno. Must be a king. Well, we did do the nose. Well, we did do the nose. Well, what do you want? Burn her! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

  • The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
  • I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!
  • I am your king.

Well, I got better. Bloody Peasant! Well, she turned me into a newt. Oh, ow! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Bring her forward! Why do you think that she is a witch? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Well, I didn't vote for you. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Well, how'd you become king, then? We want a shrubbery!! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

It's only a model. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Bring her forward! Where'd you get the coconuts?

You don't vote for kings. Shut up! What do you mean? I have to push the pram a lot. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.

And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What a strange person. Why?

Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! Oh, ow! But you are dressed as one… We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Bloody Peasant! Shut up! Where'd you get the coconuts? Did you dress her up like this? I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Look, my liege! I have to push the pram a lot. Well, how'd you become king, then?

And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. It's only a model.

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